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One Hundred and 13 Best Property Lies:
1-I am not selling.
2- It is OK!
3- They are starting to build the airport from next week.
4- Trust me I am the next mayor.
5-All the neighbors are my relatives, you won’t need a building permit.
By next summer you will be in your newly built house.
You can’t build now, that is why I am selling at this price, but in a few months…
It is only two minutes to the beach.
You can park anywhere you want.
It is like your own private beach, if you want to eat, there are 24 tavernas to chose from.
There are several ferry boats to the island and out everyday.
I know a good, cheap solicitor, she is my aunt’s dentist.
I know a good builder, he is my uncle.
Don’t worry, I know another good builder.
I will find you another builder.
Why would my cousin not let you pass his land to get to your house?
You donut need a solicitor here, we are not in London.
You can leave the house with us, we will take care of it.
I wouldn’t sell it to anyone else.
We will work it out.
You can build as many levels as you want.
No-one can build in front
It has sea view once you build.
This is flat.
This is the best beach
We only sell to you because you are from…. Where did you say you are from?
My sergeant cousin in America has asked me not to sell it. His wife is an interior decorator.
You can stay with me until you fix it.
Next year I will sell it for double the money.
What do you expect when you buy at half price?
Charles and Diana stayed here once, Camilla was in the basement with my grandma, god bless her sole.
A German couple just went to the bank to bring the money to buy it.
Just give me a small deposit today, pay the rest whenever you want.
The ugly structure in front is going to become a park.
I am an estate agent, but just helping my old aunt in the Taverna today.
Don’t believe anyone!
You don’t need topographical plans, it is all marked on the trees.
The land goes up to there.
Not there, there!
The forest is yours, you can do whatever you want with it.
There must be a power cut.
This is not the basement, it is the first floor.
We don’t have winters here.
I don’t get anything out of it, as long as you are happy.
The water is cut just because they don’t live here now.
You can rent it for a few thousand Euros a week.
It just needs a paint job.
The roof is fine, there must be a light left on in the loft.
We will kill the pigs by Easter.
You can take anything from the vegetable garden my mum has made in your land.
You don’t have to pay any taxes as long as you don’t tell anyone.
You can live here for the rest of your life.
My great grand father will turn in his grave if he finds out I sold it.
We have a nude beach on the island.
After an afternoon swim, you can walk back home from the beach.
Everybody is friendly in here.
No-one will bother that you are a single woman.
The mini-market is open all year long.
There is a doctor on the island.
That is not a cemetery, it is an open air marble museum.
There are no claims on this, I have never been to a doctor or a bank.
I don’t even need the money.
In the balcony, you can see the sunset from both directions.
It is cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
It has 3 bathrooms but just one is finished.
We used a lot of cement.
The electrician is on holiday now.
No, that is not fungus, we just painted it green and black to add character to the house.
The stones are as big as the wall.
We covered the walls with wood panels because it is more romantic but the walls are fine.
There is a natural water spring on the roof.
This tree has no roots.
This parking spot is all yours.
You can build more if you want.
The truck parked by the door will be moved by tomorrow.
The rubbish on the beach must have been washed off from the ship that sunk this morning.
All the dogs and cats in the area are from an animal home on picnic today.
That must be the scorpion pet which got away last week.
There is no subsidence just a slope to drain the water.
Mud floors are easier to clean because you can get raid of any stains.
This is built with traditional standards, the windows don’t have to shot all the way.
Let our granddad stay in his room, he won’t be long.
We left the crack on the house to add character.
I am the owner.
We mixed up the paper work only to save on taxes.
All the houses are like this here.
Balconies here can extend out of your land as much as you want as long as you don’t hit a neighbor’s washing line.
No need yous want translater, me will do all translater later for yous all contract house buy.
It is brand new, only the builders have used it.
You don’t need a lot of cupboard space because you won’t need much clothing here.
Those aren’t holes in the bath, this is a Jacuzzi.
The sun factor is so high here you don’t need that many windows.
109-This is your entrance, if you want you can let the neighbors use it too.
110-We have no earthquakes here.
111-Taxes are going up next month.
112-There is not enough property on the market.
Made up by: Faris Nejad, Pelion Property Consultants, April 2006 |
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